Hello! So, yesterday, it occurred to me that I searched for Voltaire on Spotify, I could listen to all the songs of his that I’ve never heard before (and that’s most of them; I have one album on my iPod plus there’s a few I’ve watched on YouTube, and he has a lot of albums). If you haven’t heard of him, he is a Cuban-American dark cabaret performer; a lot of his songs are about vampires or zombies or other such things (like Star Trek – he released an EP called “Banned on Vulcan”). Anyway, one of the songs of his that I did know is The Vampire Club, and yesterday I discovered that he has written a Twilight version of this song. And it’s hilarious. So I’m sharing both versions of that song with you today, because the second version makes a bit more sense if you listen to the original first. I recommend looking up his other music if this takes your fancy. It’s great.