The Enterprise crew are alerted to an intruder on board the ship. Armed, they go looking for said intruder, it turns out to be the Doctor, who is angrily talking to someone called Steve on the phone and completely ignoring the guns pointed at him, etc. Steve wants to know if they are in the Abrams universe, to which the Doctor replies, “How the hell should I know if it’s the Abrams ‘verse?” He looks up at the Enterprise crew and untactfully asks, “Is Vulcan still here?” The reactions of the crew give him the answer and he informs Steve.
That’s all I can remember, will have to ask Casey for the rest of the details. It was amusing though.